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Richard Kurtzman
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iconnumber posted 11-29-2005 11:41 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Richard Kurtzman     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
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GHENGIS KAHN'S TOOTHBRUSH STERLING SILVER

This is a vintage sterling toothbrush that once belonged to Ghengis Khan. I know it belonged to him because my friend told me so. It was seldom or never used. My friend told me that Mr. Khan lost his teeth at an early age. So it's in great shape. In fact it's still in the original cellophane. Other than the universal bar code there are no markings, but I know its sterling because it looks and smells like sterling. I am not very good at using a camera so my picture isn't that hot, but hey what's a picture worth anyway. Email me with any questions but don't expect an answer. Bid with confidence. No returns. All sales final!
Shipping $39.95. Insurance extra.

Check out my other great items. Rasputin's Electric Razor (Unused!) Thomas Jefferson's Ballpoint Pen (He couldn't have written the Declaration without it.) and Nero's Lighter.


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Scott Martin
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iconnumber posted 11-29-2005 12:26 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Scott Martin     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I know you intend this to be funny and it is. smile

Unfortunately, there are listings not too far removed from this. For those listing, I wonder if the seller is sincere in their representations or are they trolling for dopes that will make a genuine purchase. Or are they just doing the listing because they also think it is funny?

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akgdc

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iconnumber posted 11-29-2005 06:31 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for akgdc     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Richard, I think you forgot to mention that Genghis's toothbrush is by Faberge.

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Marc

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iconnumber posted 11-29-2005 07:37 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Marc     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Hi all,

Can't help loving it. and yes, I have bid on items with only one photo and it was this bad. Only thing is that the description was 2 lines and said something on the order of "8 forks, plated, from local estate". I could tell there were 8 fiddle handled forks, and they were made of metal... that is all.

To the sellers credit, they had listed over 300 items, each as well described as the forks. No sizes, and no reply to my questions. It happens.

I did the same thing with some damaged sterling silver brushes a long time ago. Very little response.. Most of the folks on Ebay seem to underuse the "amusement" gene.

Later.

Marc

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Richard Kurtzman
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iconnumber posted 03-06-2008 12:07 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Richard Kurtzman     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
This exact item just came up again for the ninth time on that auction site.
Does anyone know if they are making repros?

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argentum1

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iconnumber posted 03-06-2008 12:20 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for argentum1     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I am wondering when some resourceful comedien will start using that west coast auction site as a primary source for new material. It would probably also make for a great newspaper cartoon strip.

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tmockait

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iconnumber posted 03-06-2008 05:55 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for tmockait     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Jay Leno already does. He has a segment called "sold or not sold?" in which he asks the audience to guess whether an absurd e-bay item was sold or not sold. The only thing more absurd than items for sale is those willing to spend money on them. As P.T. Barnum once said, "No one ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American public." Remember the pet rock craze of the 1970s?!

Tom

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jersey

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iconnumber posted 03-06-2008 07:20 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for jersey     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Hello tmockait!

Just to let you know the Pet rock is still selling very well!

No feeding, requires little space, travels well.

I still have mine, maybe I should have it silver or gold plated like the kids baby shoes. Now that would be a hoot!

Jersey

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tmockait

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iconnumber posted 03-13-2008 11:18 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for tmockait     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I bet it's even house-broken!

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Richard Kurtzman
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iconnumber posted 07-26-2011 12:40 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Richard Kurtzman     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
tmockait,

"No one ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American public."

Its only taken me three years to realize that this is an H.L. Mencken quote.

P.T. Barnum is supposed to have said, "There's a suckers born every minute."

They are similar sentiments.

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